vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

  • nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
  • me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.

creative-munchies:

Donut Doubles
-Brandon Voges

killbenedictcumberbatch:

So you hate John Green? Well did you know that:

  • He drives a honda
  • he recycles 60% of the time
  • when he stubs his toe he only cries for an hour
  • he pet a dog once

jessiesula:

pizzaforpresident:

I’m so done with this planet

she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.

this is sexism, my friends.

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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communistbakery:

what??? you’re bisexual but you have a PREFERENCE!???,???? N OT BI YOU’RE STRAIHGT!!!!! how DARE

babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

THEME