gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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aye baby gurl, i know things might suck right now, i know you might feel like its only gonna get worse, but it can and will get better, I promise. You know how i know?…. I know because I’m gonna spend every waking moment for the rest of my life tryna make each and every one of your days on this hellhole called earth bearable.
Jack R. Kidd
A drunken creature is the utmost worthless of its kind.
Jack R. Kidd

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

  • nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
  • me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.

creative-munchies:

Donut Doubles
-Brandon Voges

killbenedictcumberbatch:

So you hate John Green? Well did you know that:

  • He drives a honda
  • he recycles 60% of the time
  • when he stubs his toe he only cries for an hour
  • he pet a dog once

jessiesula:

pizzaforpresident:

I’m so done with this planet

she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.

this is sexism, my friends.

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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