weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

deeandrareynolds:

me when my friends tell me about all of the bad things happening in their life
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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????

fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

parkingstrange:

Who doesn’t want a cute baby charlie on their blog?

princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

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