jaclcfrost:

give me any nickname you want. like for real. a shortened form of my actual name. something completely unrelated to my actual name. shit call me the name of one of my favorite characters. anything. any nickname. i will love it and love you for giving it to me. as long as it’s not something like uncoolbutt mcboringface i will love it. and you. especially you

amazed:

I follow everyone back!

bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

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aye baby gurl, i know things might suck right now, i know you might feel like its only gonna get worse, but it can and will get better, I promise. You know how i know?…. I know because I’m gonna spend every waking moment for the rest of my life tryna make each and every one of your days on this hellhole called earth bearable.
Jack R. Kidd
A drunken creature is the utmost worthless of its kind.
Jack R. Kidd

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

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